urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alsharpton2008 alsharpton2008 alsharpton2008 2009-09-21T04:40:26Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alsharpton2008:454 2005-03-17T20:10:59Z 2009-09-21T04:40:26Z "Cities on Flames" by Blue Oyster Cult Man, Scotty was a good guy. From teaching me how to be a security guard, to . He was an all-around expert in every field. Scotty, told me this one story about him jacking off in the back of the bus, and smearing it in this random gothic chick's face. I think everyone on the speech team is well acquainted with Scotty. Some, a little too well acquainted. I wonder how Lauren Bishop fells about Scotty. So, Lauren, How do you feel about Scotty? Or shall I say, How does your face feel? Lauren, you are so mean for changing my livejournal password. I hate you for it. Oh yeah, it's now Lauren's fault that I and now you know about this incident. She was talking about it during the district tournament. She was also talking about other disgusting things, which I will not mention here today. But Let it be known that Scotty is so fucking awesome, and Lauren's face will never forget.